In my part of the world, even shopping can be quite a surreal experience. Today for example, Mr Penry and I ventured into our local Lidl's which has begun stocking up on Christmas fare in earnest.
Some of this exotic stuff is, unfortunately, completely lost on the customers (or at least, some of them). And I don't mean when they get in a consignment of Squid in its own ink or anything weird like that. The following conversation occurred, believe it or not, between two women who'd suddenly found themselves confronted with a freezer full of crabs.
'Oooh, look at that. It looks like a crab.'
'Mm. I think it is a crab.'
'I've never had one of those.'
'Me neither. Do you think it's cooked?'
'Can't be. It doesn't look cooked.'
'I wonder how you cooked it then?'
They scratched their heads over this for a few moment. 'Maybe you have to boil it.'
'Nah,' said the other one, 'The shell would explode....'
Honest, you couldn't make it up!












