Yes, I didn't make that one up. I've just read a ghastly article about a man who went into not one, but TWO supermarkets today and 'sprayed' the fruit and veg stands using - wait for it - a piece of plastic tubing/rubber hose.

Honestly, life gets more like Withnail and I every day.....;)

[Originally I watched that film thinking the title was Witch Nail and I...]