Out and about today, I heard a young child screaming outside Somerfields. It was terrifying, I thought maybe she'd fallen over and hurt herself, or was having a tantrum because her mother wouldn't buy her sweets or whatever. It sounded serious anyway.
As I approached however, I saw the child's Gran turn to her and say, 'I've told you before, you can't go to school again until tomorrow!'
I think I can safely say nobody ever heard me screaming that I wanted to go to school....












