What are the strangest compliments you've ever received? Mine include:

'You don't eat, you make love to your food'

and Mr Penry's marriage proposal:

'We get on really well. I love you and think we should get married. I think we'd be as happy as pigs in sh*t.' Virtually every anniversary card he has sent me has a pig on it.......

So........what are the strangest/niciest/weirdest compliments you've ever received?