Today I was going to blog about psychic self defence, thought forms etc., until I spotted Mr Penry filling in his postal voting form. Being a fully paid-up member of the awkward brigade, Mr Penry takes this sort of thing very seriously. He waits until all the political literature has arrived, reads it all, covers it in graffiti (you'd be amazed how much better some of the candidates look with biroed in moustaches, horns and fangs) and finally, after much deliberation casts his vote.

Voting is top secret in our house. BUT, I did notice that Mr Penry was doing a lot of doodling on the back of an envelope before packing up his postal vote. When he had left the kitchen, I seized my opportunity to see what he had been doing.

This is what I found. A page full of variants of his signature, all with accompanying tags. There was the 'Flamboyant signature.' The 'Psychopathic signature' [don't ask :roll:] The 'Eccentric signature' and the 'Grovelling little git Signature.'

And then there were these....

The St Bernard Signature....
signature st bernard

The Runic Signature...
runic signature

The Morse Code Signature....
signature morse code

And Finally, for the completely desperate, the Emergency signature....
emergency signature

It's so good to see democracy in action.....