As I am so fond of saying, life with Mr Penry is never dull. He just doesn't see the world through the same spectacles as the rest of us. In return I never, ever, take him shopping for clothes with me. He doesn't even go shopping for clothes for himself... I have to buy them, take them home and then beg him to try them on.
So you could say that when it comes to buying a birthday present, he doesn't really know all that much about my tastes in material goods. He knows about my taste in poetry, films, music and probably food. He is not entirely sure about the rest of it. He knows I like books, of course, but leaves it up to me to buy the ones I want. He would not have a clue about buying me clothes, shoes or underwear, and I would never expect it of him.
He does, however, like buying presents. I regard this with a certain amount of trepidation, since what constitutes a brilliant present in his eyes might be less than brilliant in mine. However, I try to be understanding in this - it is, after all, the thought that counts.
Fast forward to yesterday, when Mr Penry wandered off, a big smile on his face, announcing he had found what he wanted to buy me for my birthday. I cajoled, I wheedled (and I'm a good wheedler
) but no, he wasn't going to tell. It was, he said mysteriously, a suprise.
I began to get alarmed when I saw him staggering back through our gate, a few hours later. Had he been hurt by a wandering coal truck or something?
No. It was my present. Words failed me. (And that doesn't happen very often, I can tell you!) Here it is:
Yes, folks, a genuined ball and chain. 'You don't see too many of those,' he grinned. Bless him, he was so pleased with himself, I didn't have the heart to say anything.
Do you think he's trying to tell me something?









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